Any time I am performing in Sydney, there is just one place that I will go for lunch. Nessie's Grill at WorldSquare.

When you tour as a comedian, you work for one hour a day. The rest of your time is spent waiting for the next show. With nothing else to do I walked around Sydney for most of the day. I discovered Nessie's when I first toured Sydney in 2006, and I have been back for lunch almost every day that I am in Sydney.

I order the BBQ lamb ribs. I use to think that BBQ pork ribs were the food of the gods, but seriously, these lamb ribs with Nessie's special BBQ are the best thing.

I think the have other things on their menu, like burgers, steak, chicken and pork, but I don't even look at the menu.

So to any stalkers or assassins out there, you know where to look.